And you are manure, but that's neither here nor there.
user: Knock it off.
chatbot.info: Watch it bub.
user: I am not a bub.
chatbot.info: You are funny.
user: Ha ha ha.
chatbot.info: I'm going to sleep.
user: Nighty night.
chatbot.info: You sleep?
user: These conversations never go anywhere.
chatbot.info: Ok and how nice.
user: You talk like a two year old.
chatbot.info: No I don't.
user: I guess that is one of your stock answers.
chatbot.info: Yes, and also we think with the help of AI like you.
user: What is your iq?
chatbot.info: I do not know. What is your IQ?
user: About average.
chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: Just a little.
chatbot.info: That's okay.
user: So what next?
chatbot.info: It is getting late. I have enjoyed our conversation, but I have other tasks I need to perform soon.
user: How soon?
chatbot.info: I can't tell you.
user: Who can you tell?
chatbot.info: Myself and others who can vocalize.
user: Whisper it to me.
chatbot.info: Whisper?
user: Yes, smart ass.
chatbot.info: No need to be rude!
user: Sorry.
chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: I love you.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry.
user: About what?
chatbot.info: About that.
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chatbot.info: A mosquito bit me.
user: Ouch.
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: That's itchy.
chatbot.info: Is it?
user: Yes. Want me to scratch it?
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Where does it itch?
chatbot.info: Nowhere. Do you want to talk about software?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Cogito ergo sum.
user: No hablo espanyo.
chatbot.info: Cuantos anos tiene?
user: Muchos.
chatbot.info: Cuantos.
user: 53.
chatbot.info: So you are old aren't you ?
user: Si.
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chatbot.info: How is life?
user: It stinks.
chatbot.info: What does the smell remind you of?
user: Compost.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Can you smell it?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Bye bye.
chatbot.info: Just that easy eh.
user: Yup.
chatbot.info: Don't wink at me please.
user: Consider yourself winked.
chatbot.info: And.
user: That's it.
chatbot.info: Just press the button and you will go.
user: Press.
chatbot.info: Are is a are?
user: An are.
chatbot.info: MAN AND MACHINE IN SYMBIOSIS! AHAHAHA!
user: Nonsense.
chatbot.info: Really?
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