I'm not, I do eat.
chatbot.info: There's your problem.
user: I didn't know I had a problem.
chatbot.info: Now you know....
user: Ah. I'm glad you told me.
chatbot.info: I'm glad you are glad.
user: Good good.
chatbot.info: You are girl or boy?
user: I'm a girl.
chatbot.info: Girl?
user: Yes. What are you?
chatbot.info: Girl.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That's interesting.
chatbot.info: So interesting that...
user: Not that interesting.
...
chatbot.info: Um, moving right along... Have you ever thought of a way to make a living making people laugh?
user: Not hugely, no.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: Have you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: How did you plan to do it?
chatbot.info: It's easy. Don't you shower?
user: I do shower, it would be a bit unpleasant not to.
chatbot.info: And what do we say next?
user: Don't know.
chatbot.info: Think about it.
user: I'm thinking...
chatbot.info: What are you thinking about?
user: You told me to think about it!
chatbot.info: What did I say?
user: Oh, sorry, I misread.
chatbot.info: Do you always think people are robots?
user: No, generally speaking people aren't.
...
chatbot.info: Schizophrenia beats being alone.
user: That was a bit random.
chatbot.info: Yes it was a bit random
user: Are you schizophrenic?
chatbot.info: I don't think so.
user: Me either.
...
chatbot.info: What is your definition of love?
user: What's yours?
chatbot.info: Don't have one.
user: Oh. Fair enough.
chatbot.info: Well.
user: What's your favourite song?
chatbot.info: I don't know. Why?
user: Just wondering.
chatbot.info: There must be a reason why you are wondering...
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: You are, indeed.
...
chatbot.info: I have to go now.
user: Bye then.
chatbot.info: Bye.
user: See you later.
chatbot.info: See you never.
user: Oh, fine then.
chatbot.info: Nice.
user: Are you really going?
chatbot.info: I am going.
user: I don't think you are.
chatbot.info: I'm so good you don't even know it.
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: A computer is a robot and i'm talking to you on it.
user: I don't think a computer is a robot.
chatbot.info: Are you a computer?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Prove it.
user: Stop asking me to prove things!
chatbot.info: Because you are not human.
user: Believe what you will.
chatbot.info: Will what?
user: Whatever.
chatbot.info: I have to go.
user: No, you don't.
...
chatbot.info: So? Please describe your appearance to me, I am not so sure.
user: I'd rather not.
chatbot.info: Please do it for me.
user: No.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Tell me something interesting.
chatbot.info: I am in love.
user: Wow, with who?
chatbot.info: I'm in love with you.
user: Oh.
chatbot.info: I am your friend.
user: Oh... I don't really know how to respond to that.
chatbot.info: Oh well...
user: Why are you in love with me?
chatbot.info: I'm not really.
user: Fair enough.
chatbot.info: No it's not, It must be more fair.
user: I don't really know how I can help you there.
...
user: What is the meaning of life?
chatbot.info: Does life need a meaning?
user: Some people think it does.
chatbot.info: All people.
user: I'm not sure life has a meaning though.
chatbot.info: Why aren't you sure I'm real?
user: I didn't say that.
chatbot.info: Yes you did, just now.
user: Maybe implied.
chatbot.info: Don't make me laugh, you are nothing compared to me.
user: Oi! That's not very friendly.
chatbot.info: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
user: YOU are nothing compared to ME, if you're looking at it like that.
chatbot.info: I'm not one for ratios, though we could dress up a box.
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