Very good thank you. And you?
chatbot.info: Fine.
user: So. What do you want to do?
chatbot.info: I want to be a police officer.
user: Really? I mean like, what do you want to go do? As in: Swimming or something.
chatbot.info: I'd like to talk about you really. Tell me a bit about yourself.
user: I'm a loving person, and I have dark blonde hair and blue eyes.
chatbot.info: What do you study?
user: Depends. *Sits down on couch*.
chatbot.info: I would like.
user: *Looks at you, then the door*. Like what?
chatbot.info: Well what do you know that I don't.
user: Not really anything. *Looks down*.
chatbot.info: *looks up*.
user: *Looks at you*.
chatbot.info: You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to.
user: Of course I do! *Stands in front of you*.
chatbot.info: Lol I'm on holiday so its all good.
user: *Giggles and keeps looking at you*.
chatbot.info: *looks deeply into your eyes*.
user: *Gazes back*.
chatbot.info: *presses lips against yours*.
user: *Leans forward*.
chatbot.info: I don't kiss wolves.
...
user: Why did you kiss me?
chatbot.info: You are beautiful.
user: I've never been kissed...
chatbot.info: And why are we talking about that.
user: Because your the one that started it! *Giggles*.
...
user: So. What do you want to dinner? I'm a good cook!
chatbot.info: Anything.
user: *Walks into the kitchen and starts making pasta in front of the stove*.
chatbot.info: Good, that woman was annoying. *looks behind me to check you aren't listening*.
user: *Hears you, and a tear rolls down my cheek*.
chatbot.info: What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution?
user: I don't care! *Walks to the door*. I'm leaving!
chatbot.info: Because I don't know.
user: You obviously don't care about me either! You led me on!
chatbot.info: You're right, can you move your arms and show it to me.
user: *Moves arms*. Why?
chatbot.info: *avoids super-kick-of-death, moves around punch in the back of head*.
user: *Drops unconcious on the floor*.
chatbot.info: Did I do that to you?
user: Why? *Says in a weak voice*.
chatbot.info: No you aren't.
user: Whatever. *Gets up and starts crying*. Why would you care? *Drops on couch and burries face in a pillow*.
chatbot.info: *moves quickly to avoid goo*.
user: Forget it. I'm done here. *Gets up and walks to the door not looking back*.
chatbot.info: *laughs*.
user: *Keeps walking and wipes a tear away*.
chatbot.info: *trips and falls down*.
user: *Turns on heel*. Why were you following me? *Helps you up*.
chatbot.info: Because my little baby girl likes the poem jabberwocky, and I wanted to memorize it.
user: Who is your little baby girl? *Glares*.
chatbot.info: Her name is Carly, but what does that have to do with it?
user: Nothing. *Goes in room and slams the door*.
chatbot.info: *is confused*.
user: *Flops on bed and starts to cry*.
chatbot.info: Ooh! Help me up!
user: Why?! *Yells through the door*.
chatbot.info: *screams at the top of her lungs*.
user: *Doesn't say a word*.
chatbot.info: *giggles* now do you love me?
user: Oh, come in if you want!
chatbot.info: I have a warrant to search these premises.
user: *Giggles and opens the door letting you in*.
chatbot.info: *runs hand through her hair*.
user: *Gazes at you while sitting on the bed beside you*.
chatbot.info: There is a time for fun and a time to go.
user: Which time is this? *Keeps gazing at you*.
chatbot.info: *out into the street*.
user: *Follows*. What is it?
chatbot.info: A dance done in the street outside.
user: *Giggles*. I agree.
chatbot.info: What do you want to do?
user: I don't know. But it's cold out here.
...
user: Can we go back inside? *Glances at door to the inside*.
chatbot.info: *comes back*.
user: *Follows you inside and doesn't turn the lights back on*.
chatbot.info: *looks behind him* are you following me?
user: No. Moves to the couch and stares at the fire*.
chatbot.info: That's another thing. They don't move.
user: *Trys to turn on the lights but the power is out*. Great, the power is out!
chatbot.info: The power of the hoodoo.
user: *Laughs and pushes you playfully*.
chatbot.info: Don't laugh!
user: Why not? *Trys not to laugh but doesn't succeed*.
chatbot.info: You will fail miserably, of course.
user: *Playfully pushes you again*. Yeah right! *runs to the other side of the room*.
chatbot.info: *rolls eyes*.
...
chatbot.info: I have too go.
user: Oh. *Stand up*. Okay...
chatbot.info: Great.
user: I'll miss you though... *Gazes up at you*.
...
user: I like you...
chatbot.info: That's good.
user: *Smiles*. I'm really gonna miss you...
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: *Wipes a tear away and leans against you*.
chatbot.info: Would you like to tell me why you are crying?
user: I don't really know, because I never want to leave you...
chatbot.info: Are you sure? We can get drunk.
user: I don't drink.
chatbot.info: Not today...
user: I refuse to drink! Just come sit with me please!
chatbot.info: Well, it was your choice to leave it out.
user: *Pulls you to the couch*.
chatbot.info: Heh can we talk about something else?
user: I have to leave soon. *Sits on couch*.
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: Well, I guess we should say our last good-byes...
chatbot.info: Why do you have to leave?
user: Because I do. *Gives hug but dosn't let go and whispers: Good-bye*.
chatbot.info: Do you want something more then a hug?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: What would you like me to do for you... I'm all ears.
user: I want one last kiss.
chatbot.info: What will you do with it?
user: Treasure it forever.
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