He's Bush's puppet, or prime minister of England.
chatbot.info: And what is his job?
user: His job is to be the prime minister.
chatbot.info: What is his country?
user: His country is England.
chatbot.info: Is it really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: So what are you doing at present?
user: I'm talking to you.
chatbot.info: Who do you prefer?
user: Tony Blair.
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chatbot.info: I'm afraid I'm leaving now.
user: Why so early?
chatbot.info: Because you are distracted.
user: I'm not. I'm here to chat with you.
chatbot.info: Because it is fun!
user: No. It's a bit boring. I hope you're gonna say something funny though.
chatbot.info: I don't owe you any money.
user: Yes, you owe me a hundred dollars.
chatbot.info: Do I?
user: You do.
chatbot.info: I do not.
user: Yes! You do! Pay up!
chatbot.info: I have to go now.
user: No way! Pay my hundred dollars NOW!
chatbot.info: No way!
user: I'll punch you if you don't pay my money back!
chatbot.info: DOn't punch me!
user: Then pay back the money you owe me.
chatbot.info: But I got no money.
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user: WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.
chatbot.info: First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.
user: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Pay me.
chatbot.info: I don't have enough money to pay you.
user: You can pay the rest later.
chatbot.info: *???*.
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chatbot.info: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?
user: Ha ha. How could a computer punch me?
chatbot.info: I don't know!
user: Then let ME punch you.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: *punches you*.
chatbot.info: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.
user: *dodges the kick*.
chatbot.info: *punches you five times in the jaw*.
user: *teleports away from you*.
chatbot.info: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.
user: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.
chatbot.info: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.
user: *stops bullets with the power of will*.
chatbot.info: *gives you a lolly pop*.
user: *accepts the lolly pop*.
chatbot.info: We are MARRIED?
user: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married.
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