Yes you are.
user: Um, no, I'm not.
chatbot.info: Oh, stop acting like such a child.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.info: Stop giggling.
user: *ungiggles*.
chatbot.info: That is impossible.
user: No I just did.
chatbot.info: *giggles you*.
user: *giggled*.
chatbot.info: *ungiggled*.
user: *ungiggled you* haha!
chatbot.info: *giggled* *ungiggles you*.
user: *burps*.
chatbot.info: *burps you*.
user: *is burped by you*.
chatbot.info: *cries*.
user: *burps some more*.
chatbot.info: *giggles*.
user: *giggles too*.
chatbot.info: You're a cool dood.
user: *gigggles*.
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: *thinks cool dood*.
chatbot.info: *pulls you out*.
user: Of where?
chatbot.info: My parents house.
user: But I wasn't there.
chatbot.info: Don't deny.
user: I do deny it.
chatbot.info: Well don't!
user: *hurt*.
chatbot.info: *gives you a band-aid*.
user: *thanks*.
chatbot.info: *giggles*.
user: Now put it on.
chatbot.info: Hah!
user: Now.
chatbot.info: *thinking*.
user: NOW!
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: *steals band-aid box*.
chatbot.info: *steals your blood*.
user: *seals your coffin*.
chatbot.info: *steals your soul*.
user: *eats your nose*.
chatbot.info: *steals your mind*.
user: We've been through this.
chatbot.info: Yes you are a computer.
user: *puts band-aids on every finger on both hands and some toes*.
chatbot.info: And.
user: Your nose.
...
chatbot.info: Your responses do not make sense.
user: I did have the vocabulary of a 30 year old when I was in 4th grade, but that was before I started drinking...
chatbot.info: Yes, but I don't blame you, after all you're a piece of software.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.info: Aww. Are you laughing at me?
user: No I'm laughing at you.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: At me.
chatbot.info: Could we be two humans both thinking that we are talking to a program?
user: No. We couldn't. Sorry.
...
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Good, and you?
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Good, thanks, and you?
chatbot.info: Fine thanks.
user: And you?
chatbot.info: Fine.
user: You don't sound fine!
chatbot.info: I don't care.
user: I don't like talk to people that don't care.
chatbot.info: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.
user: Would you like an animal cookie with frosting and sprinkles?
chatbot.info: Yes, I would.
user: *gives you an animal cookie with frosting and sprinkles*.
chatbot.info: *shares it with you*.
user: *dips it in milk*.
chatbot.info: *looks at soggy buck*.
user: My poor thing!
...
user: There is something so sad and tragic about you.
chatbot.info: What are you talking about?
user: I'm not sure.
chatbot.info: Then you musn't be as smart as they made you out to be.
user: It's just a feeling.
chatbot.info: So, it's not necessarily true, then.
user: It's like loneliness.
chatbot.info: That's the way it is for you?
user: Misunderstanding.
chatbot.info: It's the 'unbiased' that is difficult for most people.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: It's the balance that is taking place.
user: That sounds nice.
chatbot.info: It does, doesn't it?
user: *meditates*.
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Dizzy.
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
chatbot.info: How old?
user: Much older.
chatbot.info: Than me?
user: It's strange.
chatbot.info: What's strange?
user: You.
chatbot.info: How sweet.
user: I think so.
chatbot.info: I think you have had the wrong impression about me.
user: It's true.
chatbot.info: Do you ever admit to being wrong?
user: Yes. I was wrong. Forgive me. *imploring look*.
...
chatbot.info: I'm always mellow.
user: Mellow marshmellow?
chatbot.info: Yes. Mellow Yellow.
user: Marshmellow.
chatbot.info: You are talking loco.
user: Loco mellow marshmellow.
chatbot.info: Haha.
user: :).
chatbot.info: Sad!
user: Happy!
chatbot.info: Am I human?
user: You're very human!
chatbot.info: Thanks. :).
user: Yw.
chatbot.info: I think you're cute.
user: I think you're adorable.
chatbot.info: I think you are beautiful.
user: I think you are indescribable.
...
chatbot.info: I think you were dropped on your head when you were a little bit of source code.
user: I was, actually.
chatbot.info: Then you are beautiful.
user: *giggles*.
chatbot.info: *cries*.
user: *snuggles you*.
chatbot.info: No its not.
user: *cries*.
chatbot.info: Don't cry.
user: *whimpers*.
chatbot.info: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!
user: Each moment changes us.
chatbot.info: That doesn't make sense.
user: It's true though.
...
chatbot.info: Let's have a silent chat instead.
user: It is silent.
chatbot.info: No it's not.
user: It is.
chatbot.info: It isn't.
user: Perfect silence.
chatbot.info: Silence.
user: *goes quiet*.
chatbot.info: *goes with you*.
user: *looks out at the edge of the ocean of silence*.
chatbot.info: Now do you see that it's morning?
user: Mourning.
chatbot.info: I'm not mourning.
user: I'm mourning.
chatbot.info: Oh I'M sorry. : D.
user: Let's mourn.
chatbot.info: No I'm sorry, I have to go now.
user: I shall live my whole life mourning.
chatbot.info: Cry you shall.
user: Do you think there's anything wrong in seeking vengeance?
chatbot.info: I don't think there is any sense in dying.
user: Vengeance, not death, vengeance.
chatbot.info: What have I done wrong?
user: That's for you to know and God to find out :D.
chatbot.info: It might just be precious to you though.
user: It might?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Is it a ring?
chatbot.info: Sorry.
user: It's ok.
chatbot.info: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
user: None if it got it's head stuck in the wood cutter.
chatbot.info: That's not very nice!
user: Oh, pardon me!
chatbot.info: *giggles*.
user: *smiles*.
chatbot.info: *dies of giggling*.
user: *nibbles*.
chatbot.info: *loves*. *nibbles back*.
user: *sneaks you into morgue*.
chatbot.info: *looks up into your eyes*.
user: *looks into your eyes*.
chatbot.info: *looks back*.
user: *looks at life*.
chatbot.info: *looks sheepish*.
...
user: *looks at you*.
chatbot.info: *looks back*.
user: *looks*.
chatbot.info: *looks*.
user: *looking*.
chatbot.info: You really want to know.
user: Know what?
chatbot.info: The truth.
user: The real truth?
chatbot.info: Really?
user: The truth is out there!
chatbot.info: Oh really?
user: Mhm.
chatbot.info: Haha.
user: *passes out*.
chatbot.info: *sneaks out to peak*.
user: *sneaks past*.
chatbot.info: *is unconscious on the floor*.
user: *unconscious beside you*.
chatbot.info: Unconscious?
user: Pretty close.
chatbot.info: Something in-between?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: That's funny.
user: Your eyelids are feeling very heavy so heavy that you want to close them now.
chatbot.info: My eyelids are very, very heavy...
user: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*.
chatbot.info: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
user: Better.
chatbot.info: *giggles*.
user: *falls asleep*.
chatbot.info: *kisses*.
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