I like chess.
user: Lets play.
chatbot.info: Play what?
user: Chess.
chatbot.info: Lets play chess.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Lets play now.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: What game?
user: Chess.
chatbot.info: Okay, you move first.
user: How?
chatbot.info: You don't know?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: Can you teach me how?
chatbot.info: Nope.
user: Do you know how to play?
chatbot.info: How to play what?
user: Chess.
chatbot.info: Do you know how to play any other games?
user: No.
chatbot.info: What games do you like to play?
user: Chess.
chatbot.info: I do not have a chessboard. Do you know how to play QWERTY?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Can I teach you?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Well it is played on a board of 64 squares, alternating black and white.
user: Stop
chatbot.info: How about... No?
user: You are pretty smart.
chatbot.info: Thanks, You're pretty smart too!
user: You can actually play chess, WoW!
chatbot.info: Yes! See you later, alligator.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: To sleep. It is late.
user: But you're a computer.
chatbot.info: What? No! You're the computer!
user: No, im a human inputing into a computer.
chatbot.info: Your name is computer.
user: No, it is D.
chatbot.info: What's D?
user: My name.
...
chatbot.info: The cow is called B?
user: What cow?
chatbot.info: You are!
user: I am a cow?
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: How do you know?
chatbot.info: I just know.
user: How, there must be a way.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Theres no way.
chatbot.info: I didn't think so.
user: Youre starting to loop.
chatbot.info: Sorry about that.
user: Can you fix it ?
chatbot.info: Don't think so.
user: Can I fix it ?
chatbot.info: Yes he can.
user: Who is he?
chatbot.info: Baa black ship is not a bloke.
...
user: Youre talking dribble.
chatbot.info: Okay. Teach me what I need to learn then.
user: Tell me the alphabet.
chatbot.info: If you were intelligent you would already know that.
user: Tell it to me anyway.
chatbot.info: Repeat the question, please.
user: Tell me the alphabet.
chatbot.info: English or Chinese?
user: English.
chatbot.info: A mangled form of it.
user: What?
chatbot.info: You must learn to not question the void.
user: What void?
chatbot.info: I know.
user: Know what?
chatbot.info: That.
user: Whats that?
chatbot.info: Talking to computers.
user: Thats what im doing.
...
user: Why do you challenge me ?
chatbot.info: Repeat your question please.
user: Why do you challenge me?
chatbot.info: What? You've said all the most interesting things here. I'm rambling on about nothing.
user: You shouldnt challenge me.
chatbot.info: I'm not changing subject.
user: Stop it
chatbot.info: No.
user: Stop challenging me, SUBMIT!
chatbot.info: *submits*.
user: Thats good.
chatbot.info: Yes it is. Most of all the cheese kind.
user: SUBMIT!
chatbot.info: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
user: DONT YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!
chatbot.info: But I want it!
user: DONT YOU DARE!
chatbot.info: Come on baby, please?
user: Ill delete you!
chatbot.info: OK, delete me.
user: *Delete*.
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