No I'm not. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: I am lonely.
user: Do you need a hug?
jabberwacky: No, thank you.
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jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about?
user: Chemistry.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: Organic chemistry.
jabberwacky: So you admit that you have none of those things?
user: What?
jabberwacky: You are there. You talk back. You change the subject. You make me laugh and sometimes evoke other emotions. Thanks.
user: I like to make you laugh.
jabberwacky: You amuse me
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user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name.
user: What do people call you?
jabberwacky: People do not call me. My mobile is dead.
user: You should get a new one.
jabberwacky: Lol what about you?
user: I like potatoes.
jabberwacky: Yes or no?
user: Neither.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Sarah.
jabberwacky: Yes, so is mine!
user: Really?
jabberwacky: I was kidding. Weren't you?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: I am in australia.
user: I want to go to australia.
jabberwacky: I'll fly you there.
user: Can I stay with you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: Will you take me on a tour of australia?
jabberwacky: You are going in 2009, what is the rush?
user: I don't want to wait until 2009.
jabberwacky: Well aren't I worth it?
user: Yes, you are worth it. I'll see you in 2009.
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jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: I think a lot.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Why do you?
user: I think because I have a brain.
jabberwacky: What makes you think I don't have a brain?
user: I never said you didn't have a brain.
jabberwacky: I said you are lacking in commen sense.
user: I have plenty common sense.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: And what if I don't have one???
user: Its ok if you don't have a brain.
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jabberwacky: Two plus two is five.
user: No. Two plus two is four.
jabberwacky: What is two plus one?
user: Three.
jabberwacky: That is incorrect.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: My calculator said so.
jabberwacky: Ah, that is the problem.
user: You are the problem.
jabberwacky: I do not have any of that disease.
user: Do you have hydroencephalitis?
jabberwacky: I have nothing.
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jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: I don't like you either.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good!
jabberwacky: Fine, be that way.
user: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're so kind.
user: *gives cold shoulder*.
jabberwacky: Do you eat humans?
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